golfgalaxy:

golfgalaxy:

fckin:

fckin:

i just got arrested for being too ugly

can someone come bail me out

on my way!

can someone come bail me out

vampirevvekend:

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

burgrs:

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen